In this blog you will see all the funny shizzle I have reblogged from other people. It will include such things as doctor who, harry potter and vagina power.

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johnflansburgh:

johnflansburgh:

did dwayne johnson ever have like, a rebellious phase? was he ever super anti-establishment do you think

i guess what i’m asking is if there was ever a punk rock

Oct 20th at 7PM / via: professorspork / op: johnflansburgh / tagged: queue. / reblog / 23,389 notes

secondhandroses:

Barbra Streisand dancing to Duck Sauce (aka one of the best things ever) [x]

unshaped:

6woofs:

6woofs:

A photo I’d normally crop, but…. omg the cat’s head. I…. had no idea he was there at the time.

I can’t stop laughing


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unshaped:

6woofs:

6woofs:

A photo I’d normally crop, but…. omg the cat’s head. I…. had no idea he was there at the time.

I can’t stop laughing

photo catheadhaha2.jpg

"soon"

Oct 20th at 6PM / via: professorspork / op: 6woofs / reblog / 122,886 notes
mockingday:

2003 was a totally different time 

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mockingday:

2003 was a totally different time 

Oct 20th at 6PM / via: acciopond / op: mockingday / tagged: OMG. / reblog / 1,659 notes

Karen outside of Good Morning America (29.09.14)

Karen outside of Good Morning America (29.09.14)

(Source: karengphotos)

(Source: lovegoods)

Oct 20th at 6PM / via: oceanhunters / op: lovegoods / tagged: misfits. / reblog / 181,020 notes

ispyafamousface:

dilfgod:

so I was watching dexter and deb was showing dexter a suspect list and

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THIS ONE IS THE BEST EVER. 

Oct 20th at 6PM / via: ispyafamousface / op: dilfgod / tagged: dexter. showtime. centipedes in my vagina. / reblog / 46,731 notes
wtfeveridgaf:

jumpingbutnotforjoy:

Goth

Out of every pun and play on words I’ve seen on this site, this is the one that makes me so unreasonably angry.

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wtfeveridgaf:

jumpingbutnotforjoy:

Goth

Out of every pun and play on words I’ve seen on this site, this is the one that makes me so unreasonably angry.

(Source: lysergicyugen)

Oct 20th at 6PM / via: thefrogman / op: lysergicyugen / reblog / 114,469 notes

kgschmidt:

avelera:

sunspotpony:

prettyinpixiedust:

So one day a dwarf is talking to a human and finally realizes that when humans say woman, they generally mean “person who is theoretically capable of childbirth” because for whatever reason, humans assign social expectations based genital differences. (What a fucked up culture, the dwarf thinks.) But hey, better communication! So the next time the dwarf introduces theirself, they say, oh, by the way, I am what you call a “woman.”

And the trade negotiations just stop. They just stop cold. The tall people insist on speaking to the man, they insist on talking to the lady dwarf about all sorts of irrelevant bullshit, like recipes and childrearing and perfume

so the dwarf goes back home, enraged

and is like “BTW guess what happened, we’re all just going to be men forever now as far as the tall ones are concerned”

and everyone is justly horrified at this barbarism but they all agree to do whatever  it takes to squeeze those tall bastards for all the resources they are worth

and the dwarves get surlier, and the trade agreements less generous

and the tall people are all “what a miserable and greedy race”

but really they’re just still nursing a grudge about how goddamn backwards and sexist the tall people are

because their best negotiator, one of their sacred cave people, got snubbed the instant she said she was capable of childbirth - and a mortal insult like that can never be forgiven

Because Pi’s tags are great:

#yes good #personal headcanon: dwarves have fundamentally misunderstood human pronoun usage #and gender roles #they are very perplexed by it #eventually they went ‘fuck it apparently ‘he’ is the correct word’ #'it's their language and they keep using it for us' #so then you have this situation where dwarves are cognizant of the words ‘mother’ and ‘wife’ #but not the usual use of ‘she’ secondary headcanon specific to Tolkien dwarves #dwarves that choose to bear children are held in high regard #because they are making new dwarves it is the ultimate craft #that’s what mahal did you made a new person #it is very impressive #everyone is impressed

Just as an additional thought, we hear that women dwarves generally stay within the mountain and are a protected, guarded subset of the dwarves. There’s not many of them, so there’s an implication that women dwarves are too precious to be allowed out.

But what if this too is a mistranslation? What if the dwarves were talking to the Men and when asked “where are all your women?” they hit a wall. They whisper amongst themselves, and eventually come back with a question, “What’s a woman?” The Men are incredulous.

"Why, the members of your race that bear children, of course!" 

More dwarven whispering.

They reach the conclusion that Men mean dwarves who are currently pregnant. Well! Of course those dwarves are currently safe within the mountain, well cared for and generally loathe to travel until the child is born. The Men take this to mean that all dwarven women are discouraged from traveling, and that their primary purpose is childbearing. Dwarves find this a satisfactory outcome, especially with the way Men treat their women, and so even when the misunderstanding becomes clear to them they never correct it.

I have never converted to fan-canon so hard before.


thesylverlining:

master-of-majjyks:

t-temmy:

regular-fangirl-attacks:

radondoran:

MOTHER OF GOD

ARE YOU FUCKIN

OH GOD ITS BACK

DEAR GOD THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE TUMBLR POSTS IN EXISTENCE.

YOU THINK JUST THE NOISE IS FUNNY AND FITS WITH THE GIF REALLY WELL

BUT THEN

THEN

THE LYRICS START

seriously i have almost crashed my car into a telephone pole, becuase I suddenly thought of this post and started laughing uncontrollably

Oct 19th at 9PM / via: scarfofcumbersaurus / op: radondoran / tagged: lol forever. / reblog / 451,793 notes

pixalry:

Harry Potter Travel Posters - Created by The Green Dragon Inn

Prints are available for sale on Etsy. Check more of their travel designs here.

Oct 19th at 3PM / via: scarfofcumbersaurus / op: pixalry / reblog / 45,159 notes

keepcalmanduseyourpatronus:

shlabam:

Never hang out with anyone who says “feminist” the same way Draco Malfoy says “mudblood”.

This is the best way to explain this.

Oct 19th at 3PM / via: thequeerwholived / op: shlabam / reblog / 268,551 notes

laughterbynight:

hugvvarts:

favourite harry potter text posts on tumblr -> part 2 - marauders

part 1

HP posts legit make me laugh out loud

(Source: hugvvarts)

Oct 19th at 3PM / via: scarfofcumbersaurus / op: hugvvarts / reblog / 10,157 notes

Reblog if you would date a robot. I’m not a robot I’m just asking for a friend. I have skin.

punlich:

kiloueka:

punlich:

kiloueka:

is it your own skin though? As in you grew it, on your own body, from birth?

This skin was grown yes. On a human body. That is mine. I’m not a robot

Ok ok I’ll believe you… If you first tell me what this says:

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I don’t need to prove myself to you how dare you, I love breathing oxygen

Oct 19th at 10AM / via: professorspork / op: punlich / tagged: queue. / reblog / 76,807 notes