I LOVE JON STEWART SO MUCH.
How desperate am I? You threaten my world with war. You steal a force you can’t hope to control. You talk about peace and you kill ‘cause it’s fun. You have made me very desperate. You might not be glad that you did.
i just realized that maria hill reports directly to fury and natasha reports directly to fury and melinda may reports directly to fury and they’re the only ones we see regularly speaking to him
all three of director fury’s closest lieutenants are women how metal is that
Being a Christian doesn’t mean you have to be anti-science. I do believe in The Big Bang Theory, I just don’t think it’s funny or deserves six seasons.
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OH MY GOD
Okay guys lets get this stuff unpacked.
Karen’s stuff…Some supplies…Karen…
A personal proposal to pants purveyors.*
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*Of course, we know it’s possible to find women’s jeans with real pockets, but it shouldn’t be as ridiculously hard as it is, should it?
There was, of course, an increase in heart attacks and traffic accidents as people panicked trying to escape the ghost deer.
A significant decline in dementors as well.
Captain America was so unrealistic. You honestly expect me to believe they put the flash drive in the right direction on the first try every time.
The World according to the UK Independence Party
Scarlett Johansson and Dita Von Teese - Flaunt USA October 2006
WHO THE FUCK RUNS YOUR ADS PROACTIVE