Silky anteater (Cyclopes didactylus)
This is actually also why the more popular “Giant Anteater” has “Giant” in its name. This is the “regular” anteater.
I bet some of you did not even know there was a regular anteater.
Much less that it was obviously designed retroactively by the angel of Jim Henson.
designed retroactively by the angel of Jim Henson.
The only Dad joke that matters.
I know its a little early but
Jingle Bell Rock w/ my mom
i hate being that person who comments on posts but i just want u all to know that i watch this video all the fucking time every year once it hits september bc nothing gets me more pumped for christmas than this person rocking out w/ their mom while their mom windexes a countertop
There is a light and it never goes out
M.I.A raps with her regular english accent so idk why iggy azalea out here doin impressions of Diamond from Crime Mobb
“When people say ‘This is my baby,’ they don’t always mean a baby. Sometimes they mean a dog.”A Somali student, on what has surprised her most about the United States. (via africandogontheprairie)
(Left to Right): Peter Buffett, Jimmie Briggs, Joe Ehrmann, Tony Porter,
Dave Zirin and Moderator Eve Ensler.
Real life vs Societal expectations
Yeah, news flash people, boobs generally only look “perky” while in a bra. A few are super lucky and have naturally perky boobs, most don’t. And this is because, SURPRISE, boobs are intended to feed babies and it’s hard for a baby being cradled in mum’s arm to reach a nipple that’s on the other side of the boob from where its mouth is.
Think of a soda fountain machine. The spouts are all pointing down, right? So you can put soda in a cup being held under the spout? If the spout was sticking straight out, it would be really hard to get a soda out of it.
Babies need to be able to reach a nipple easily so they can eat. Ergo, nipples are usually lower and angled more downward on a naturally hanging boob, both so it’s easier for a baby to reach and so gravity can do its part in pulling milk toward the nipple.
So there you go, outright ANATOMICAL proof that boobs are not there for the benefit of men.
Thank you for that. I never realized. Thanks.
Wake up call.
(Pornography is not valid sex education)
I never thought about the baby thing. Of course.
I am going to take this as further reason why I shouldn’t have children, my boobs are just too damn perky.